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People & History
Editorial illustration of a Renaissance merchant with a ledger and key, overlooking forests, a country estate, a railway, and modern property. Headline: Old Money Is Older Than I Thought.

Old Money Is Older Than I Thought

I went looking for the oldest fortunes. I found a banker who financed an emperor, a Leonardo in an airline seat, and families with centuries of a head start.

November 2, 20268 min read
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Politics & Power
Editorial illustration of unequal wealth: a crowded group at one end of a long table faces two dollar coins, while a small group at the far end has piles of money. Headline: Fifty People. Two Bucks.

Fifty People Are Sharing Two Bucks

I thought I understood wealth inequality. Then I learned what owning the wealth lets you do, and what it means to be one of the fifty people sharing two bucks.

November 1, 20267 min read
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Politics & Power
EDW mock ballot for selected Walla Walla County and LD 16 races: Carmela Conroy, Kyle Palmer, Derek Sarley, Tim Reeves, Janelle Carman-Wagner, Colleen Melody, Jaime Michelle Hawk, Ian Birk, Theo Angelis and Debra L. Stephens selected; No on IP26-645, IL26-001 and IL26-638.

We Voted. Here’s Why.

The record wasn’t good enough. Here’s how we voted, why we voted that way, and what we expect from the people we’re supporting.

October 27, 20264 min read
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Technology & Culture
Fictional EDW race illustration: Elon Musk drives an airborne white Tesla ahead of Snake Oiler in his red number 12 race car. Text: Holy Shit, Elon. I call it like I see it.

Holy Shit, Elon.

Did Elon Musk just build the fucking Mach 5? I’m still taking Sparky. But that was fucking dope.

October 17, 20262 min read
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People & History
Illustration of Maryanne Gunshefski remaining seated in a circa-1961 train car while a seated police officer raises his trouser leg to reveal an ankle-holstered revolver.

My Mother Made Sure I Could Vote

A train ride south, an argument about Reagan, and a trip to the library. What my mother taught me about thinking for myself and using my vote.

October 17, 20267 min read
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Technology & Culture
Three Screens. One Room. How We Got to AI, Part Four: a family playing Monster Hunter together on three televisions, with a fantasy painting on the wall.

Three Screens One Room

Three Xboxes, three screens, and years of family gaming. The machines that brought us together became part of a much bigger story about AI, art, and the people we love.

October 14, 20269 min read
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Life & Humanity
Get Off His Back: a gold-colored sculpture of Trump carried on a smaller man’s shoulders; Who’s carrying the weight?

Get Off His Back

A naked Donald Trump, holding a golf club and a little set of scales, sits on the shoulders of a frail man.

October 8, 20268 min read
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Technology & Culture
In Our House, You Built Two: two gaming towers connected to the global chip industry; How We Got to AI, Part Three.

In Our House, You Built Two

That was something you had to remember when you started pricing the perfect computer. The motherboard you wanted. The processor. Plenty of memory. A power supply you trusted to run everything you were putting inside the case.

October 7, 202610 min read
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Technology & Culture
The Raid Started at Nine: gamers at paired computers; How We Got to AI, Part Two.

The Raid Started at Nine

People had jobs. People had kids. You went to work, came home, put your children to bed, and then logged in to try to kill something enormous with a bunch of other people who also had to work in the morning.

October 4, 20267 min read
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Technology & Culture
A creator selects and marks up fantasy illustration drafts beside a modern screen and an old home computer. Headline: I have been waiting for AI my whole fucking life.

I Have Been Waiting for AI My Whole Fucking Life

I loved Spock. I wanted to be like him. I wanted to understand things, ask better questions, and follow an answer somewhere interesting. When the show encountered artificial intelligence, I wondered what it would be like to actually talk to

October 3, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
Original EDW poster showing a receipt against the White House, headed He Promised a Golden Age. Check the Receipt.

He Promised a Golden Age. Check the Receipt.

The economy is growing. The squeeze is real. The war is still going. The family fortune is booming. And while the country counts grocery dollars and dwindling missiles, Trump is renaming lakes and polishing marble.

September 7, 202616 min read
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Life & Humanity
As All Good American Communities Usually Do: a shared table surrounded by dishes of food; America is a table.

As All Good American Communities Usually Do

In 1950, Walla Walla called itself typically American because families brought their cultures and food with them. Seventy-six years later, the White House describes unauthorized migration as an invasion.

August 27, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
Original EDW artwork for This is exactly why we can’t have nice things.

This is exactly why we can’t have nice things.

A Republican construction worker and a Democratic schoolteacher have far more economic interests in common with each other than either has with the billionaire financing the advertising that teaches them to hate one another.

August 27, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
Original EDW illustration accompanying Trump Has the Bombs. Iran Has the Clock.

Trump Has the Bombs. Iran Has the Clock

The United States can destroy far more than Iran can. Iran only needs to keep Trump from turning that power into a political victory as November approaches and the cost at home keeps rising.

July 28, 20262 min read
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Life & Humanity
Image attached to the original Facebook post, showing an AI-generated depiction of Trump as a Christ-like healer.

EDW: The First Commandment Still Exists

I spent seven years in Catholic school. Religion class and 5 years in Sunday school. Gospel reports. Mass. Beatitudes. The whole drill. Enough time to remember something a lot of American Christians seem desperate to forget:

April 13, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
A precarious tower of stone blocks and bills strains above a desk while a hand catches a falling paper. The Bill Comes Due. Slowly. Then All at Once.

The Bill Comes Due Slowly, Then All at Once

This is a forecast, not a verdict. The point here is not to prove that every domino has already fallen. The point is to look at the table honestly and ask what kind of presidency builds this many pressure points at once, then expects the…

April 11, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
A Constitution book and gavel on a judicial bench stand beside a television with partisan silhouettes. The Constitution Isn’t a TV Show. Law. Not Applause.

EDW: The Supreme Court Is Not Your TV Focus Group

Donald Trump was up after midnight again, doing what insecure strongmen do when institutions fail to applaud on cue: trying to bully them in public. At 12:57 a.m. on April 6, he wrote that it was “too bad” the Supreme Court could not…

April 6, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
A microphone breaks a glass bridge between Japanese and American desk flags beside a white remembrance flower. History Is Not a Punchline.

EDW: Pearl Harbor Is Not a Punchline

I’m going to say it plainly: if the president’s answer to a question about warning allies before attacking Iran is a Pearl Harbor joke, that is not a joke.

March 19, 20264 min read
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Politics & Power
Conceptual EDW illustration: a compass on a blank briefing folder beside a microphone in a warmly lit executive office. Headline: A feeling is not a strategy. Write it down. Show the work.

EDW: A Feeling Is Not a Doctrine

The most revealing line in today’s reporter exchange did not come wrapped in a statistic or a briefing slide. It came wrapped in something far more dangerous, because it sounds human and therefore “relatable.”

March 3, 20267 min read
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Politics & Power
Conceptual EDW illustration: a stage fog machine obscures an empty lectern, with military ships and a civilian street in the haze. Headline: The fog machine. Certainty is not evidence.

The Fog Machine

We woke up today with the same headline written three different ways: “self-defense,” “preemption,” and “regime change.” On February 28, the United States and Israel launched what President Trump called “major combat operations in Iran.” That phrase is…

March 1, 20265 min read
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Politics & Power
Conceptual EDW illustration: a theatrical numerical display dwarfs a lectern while a ledger and pencil demand evidence. Headline: Big numbers. Small receipts. A speech is not an audit.

The State of the Union as Epistemic Sabotage

A State of the Union is supposed to be a ledger. It is the one night a president is expected to set theater aside and speak in the plain language of stewardship: this is where we are, this is what we did, this is what it cost, this is what…

February 25, 20265 min read
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Life & Humanity
Conceptual EDW illustration: a hockey stick and puck face a jubilant crowd lifting American flags. Headline: One country. One roar. We still share this.

USA. 🇺🇸

Just watched Team USA beat Canada for Olympic gold in overtime, and I’m still buzzing.

February 22, 20261 min read
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Politics & Power
Conceptual EDW illustration: a small dissent sheet casts an oversized theatrical shadow beside a solid bound holding. Headline: The dissent did not win. Read the holding.

EDW | The Dissent Laundering Trick

There’s a rhetorical move that shows up every time an autocrat-in-training loses a case: he doesn’t argue the ruling. He argues the losing opinion as if it won.

February 20, 20263 min read
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People & History
Conceptual EDW illustration: warm light links the Supreme Court with a founding-era writing desk. Headline: Limit the power. Even your own. The Constitution outlasts the jersey.

When a Trump Justice Sounds Like Madison, We Should Listen

A 6–3 Supreme Court decision striking down a broad tariff program is not, at its core, a trade story. It is a constitutional story. It is the oldest American argument, the one we keep forgetting and then relearning the hard way: who gets to decide.

February 20, 20263 min read
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Politics & Power
EDW editorial illustration: a voter places a ballot in a local ballot box beneath the headline The Votes Belong to the Voters.

Here’s what’s new, and why it matters.

In an interview Monday, Donald Trump urged Republicans to “take over the voting” in “15 places” and said they should “nationalize the voting,” claiming some states are “so crooked.”

February 2, 20262 min read
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Politics & Power
A quiet podium, an open evidence folder and a winter city beyond the window. Lower the Temperature. Raise the Transparency.

The Leadership Moment We Missed in Minneapolis

On January 7 in Minneapolis, an ICE officer, Jonathan Ross, shot and killed Renée Good, a 37‑year‑old U.S. citizen and mother of three, during a federal immigration operation that had surged thousands of federal personnel into Minnesota.

January 23, 20264 min read
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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: false dichotomy.

The False Dichotomy is eating our country alive

Somewhere along the line, we let our conversations get hijacked by the laziest, most destructive trick in the book: The False Dichotomy. The “either/or” trap. The “pick a team or you’re the enemy” frame. It sounds…

January 17, 20262 min read
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Politics & Power
A sympathy card is weighed down by a gavel beneath a politician’s hand. Compassion. With a Verdict Attached.

We’re told JD Vance feels “very, very sad” for a dead woman, sad not only because she lost her life, but because (wait for it) she’s allegedly “a victim of left-wing ideology,” “brainwashed,” and therefore somehow responsible for the bullets that ended her life.

That’s a remarkable new form of compassion: the kind where your empathy arrives pre-packaged with a verdict, a political diagnosis, and a tidy moral lesson about the dangers of “the far left.” It’s like sending condolences with a subpoena attached.

January 13, 20263 min read
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Life & Humanity
A barista offers a steaming cup beside a handmade thank-you drawing. Back the People. Who Make Your Morning.

EDW | “You’re really on the side of…Starbucks?”

Here’s the moral puzzle of the week: a $37.2 billion coffee titan that just told investors the turnaround is “taking hold” and bragged about 62 straight quarterly dividends… versus the barista who pulls your double‑nonfat‑no‑whip while…

December 18, 20253 min read
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Politics & Power

Smash‑and‑Grab Foreign Policy

We just seized a ship on the high seas, stuck 1.85 million barrels in our pocket for “safekeeping,” and announced a “total blockade” of sanctioned tankers: details to be provided once the lawyers stop blinking in Morse code. Caracas calls…

December 16, 20251 min read
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Politics & Power
A homeowner protects her keys while a suited stranger offers settlement papers beside a damaged doorway and lilac bush. Let the homeowner hold the pen.

EDW | Don’t Sign These Divorce Papers

There’s a blue house on Hawthorn Street with a lilac bush that explodes every May. One spring, the owner’s ex kicks in a side door, tears out the copper, drags a mattress into the east wing, and starts forwarding her mail. The neighbors…

December 2, 20255 min read
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Life & Humanity
Original colorful EDW illustration of a smiling couple beneath the neon canopy on Fremont Street in Las Vegas.

Dispatch from Fremont Street (EDW comes correct)

We rolled out of Walla Walla with the windows down, pointed the hood south, and split the run with soft landings at Jackpot both ways, the kind of halfway stop that feels like tradition the second time you do it.

November 12, 20253 min read
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Politics & Power
A child pauses over homework while parents discuss politics in the kitchen. Headline: Are we over too? Ceasefire for Civics.

Ceasefire for Civics

• Celebrating a death? No respect. • “Now we’re at war”? No use for it. • The real fight? It’s not Left vs Right; it’s war‑addicts on both sides vs the rest of us who still want a country.

September 29, 20252 min read
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Politics & Power
Original EDW illustration of an armed soldier beside a barricade with the United States Capitol behind him.

Troops in the Capital for a Photo Op

An imagined street scene frames a criticism of the August 2025 deployment. The initial Guard teams were unarmed, and their mission had a different legal basis from the federal direction of D.C. police.

August 12, 20254 min read
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Politics & Power
An hourglass turns sand into coins beside work gloves, a mug and a family album. Headline: Our time. Our lives.

We live within a rigged game.

Wealthy and clever individuals manipulate our most precious asset (time) to benefit themselves. Money isn’t just currency; it’s a way to leverage the lives of others, to buy leisure and freedom at the expense of someone else’s sweat, stress, and lost hours.

July 11, 20252 min read
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Life & Humanity
Children approaching a Tokyo station beside parked bicycles. Lessons from Japan. Give our kids steadier ground.

Lessons from Japan: How We’re Failing Our Kids

I recently stopped by my local bank to deposit some leftover yen from my trip to Japan. The teller, friendly and curious, asked me what I remembered most vividly from the trip. It got me thinking and sharing, because what I remembered most…

July 1, 20253 min read
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Politics & Power
A clinic staff member listens at eye level to an elderly patient holding paperwork in an eye-clinic waiting room. Listen to the people waiting.

Wake the Hell Up: Why Bernie’s Fight Is Our Fight

I grew up in a union family. My father was a proud member of Local 103, the cable workers’ union, employed by the telephone company. I saw firsthand what a stable paycheck, good benefits, and union solidarity meant for a working-class family.

June 27, 20252 min read
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Life & Humanity
Original red and gold Happy Juneteenth graphic with the author’s reflection on learning overlooked history.

🎉 Happy Juneteenth! 🎉

Growing up in New Jersey in the ’70s and ‘80s, there were important chapters of American history that just weren’t taught, like the Tulsa Massacre or the Trail of Tears.

June 19, 20251 min read
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Politics & Power
Original EDW political illustration of a protester approaching a trap labeled Insurrection, with the message Don’t Take the Bait.

Trump is angry.

Of course he is; half the country openly despised him, and millions wanted him prosecuted. Now he’s back in power, unchecked, his ego bruised and desperate for revenge. Trump’s behavior isn’t complicated. He’s narcissistic, aggressive, and…

June 12, 20251 min read
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Life & Humanity
A cluttered desk and coffee mug under a warm lamp, with red and blue TV static. Text: Welcome to the mess. EDW.

Welcome to the mess.

This is Executive Dysfunction Weekly – a half-news, half-scream blog for those of us trying to make sense of modern politics with a broken calendar, a stack of Post-Its, and a deep, aching sigh. If you’ve ever felt like the world’s gone…

May 7, 20252 min read
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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: straw man.

The Straw Man

(How we turn real people into cartoons, then “win” arguments against the cartoon.) If you’ve ever said something like: “I’m concerned about the method, not the goal,” …and someone replied: “So you want open borders /…

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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: whataboutism.

WHATABOUTISM

(“But what about…?”: the deflection move that turns every conversation into mush) If you’ve ever tried to talk about ONE specific issue and the reply is instantly: “But what about (your side / their side /…

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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: hasty generalization.

Hasty Generalization

(“They all…”: the shortcut that turns disagreement into dehumanization.) If you want to watch a conversation collapse in real time, listen for this move: “They ALL do that.” “That’s what THEY are.” “Every one of them…

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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: moving the goalposts.

Moving the Goalposts

(“You proved it… so now the standard changes.”) If you’ve ever felt like an argument is a treadmill (where you keep providing answers, links, data, examples, and context, but the “win condition” keeps shifting), there’s a…

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Logic
New EDW reasoning diagram: motivated reasoning.

Motivated Reasoning

(“I don’t believe facts. I believe my team.”) If you’ve ever watched two people see the same video, read the same document, and walk away more convinced than ever that the OTHER person is insane, welcome…

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