Now available: “Smell like a dictator while gutting healthcare.”
💸 The Breakdown
• Trump’s latest vanity merch is a $249 luxury fragrance for men and women (packaged in golden bottles topped with mini-Trump statues) called Victory 45‑47, referencing his self-proclaimed identity as both the 45th and 47th president .
• The men’s cologne promises “rich, masculine notes with a refined, lasting finish”; the women’s scent claims to capture “confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination” .
💰 Timing & Tone-Deaf Reality
• He promoted it while the Senate debated a bill that CBO then projected would leave 11.8 million more people uninsured by 2034. Estimates around 16–17 million also included other policy changes, including expiration of enhanced ACA premium tax credits .
• Critics, including a Fox News co-host, blasted it as a “gross perfume” peddled while stripping basic protections from millions .
• Senator Peter Welch summed it up best: “Senate Democrats are fighting to prevent President Trump from kicking 17 million people off their health care, and he’s promoting his line of fragrances” .
🤣 EDW Satire Take
“Victory 45‑47: Because shit-scented scandal wasn’t enough”
• “Wear it! Spray it! Gut their healthcare while smelling like power.”
• Packaging so obnoxiously gold, people might mistake the bottle for a statue, because what better way to say “I’m the leader of the free world” than by fragrancing your brand?
• Forget ethics. This is presidential merchandising 101: Turn a presidency into a department store, then offload it via Truth Social.
⚠️ EDW Call to Action
We used to call the presidency the highest office in the land. Now it’s a perfumery.
It’s time to ask… do we want policy led by smell branding?
Let’s resist the clown show. Get money and merch out of the Oval Office, before we’re literally governed by cologne.
#Victory4547? More like #Vomit4547. #SmellsLikeCorruption #PoliticsNotPerfume
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