Sometimes we sit in the dark, scrolling helplessly through our phones, contemplating the bleakness of our collective dysfunction, when, like a beacon of sanity wrapped in savage humor, the Alt National Park Service shines through.

Today, their feed shook us awake by exposing the EPA’s latest mind-bending move: a reported draft proposal to repeal federal greenhouse-gas limits for coal- and gas-fired power plants because, and buckle up for this, the draft argued that their greenhouse-gas emissions “do not contribute significantly to dangerous pollution.”

Yeah, you read that right.

Inspired, enraged, and armed with caffeine, we dove into this Orwellian fantasy the EPA crafted. Turns out, it’s real. Under Trump-appointed Administrator Lee Zeldin, the draft characterized those greenhouse-gas emissions as a small and declining share of global emissions. To us, that rationale is a bald-faced denial of the stakes. EPA’s 2024 analysis projected substantial health benefits from the standards, including about 1,900 avoided cases of asthma onset in 2035 alone. Repeal puts those projected benefits at risk.

This isn’t just junk science; it’s science beaten, gagged, and tossed in a political dumpster fire.

Alt National Park Service doesn’t just sound the alarm; they set off fireworks over the bullshit, illuminating truths many would rather bury. We don’t just love that kind of audacity; we fucking thirst for it. It feeds our rage, fuels our clarity, and confirms why we exist: to scream truth against power’s brutal stupidity.

So thank you, Alt National Park Service, for relentlessly spitting truth. Keep disrupting our dysfunction. Keep inspiring our righteous fury. We’re right behind you, fists raised, because politicizing science isn’t just stupid; it’s unforgivable.

EDW readers: Follow Alt National Park Service. They’re not just good; they’re necessary.

In short, EPA: science isn’t political.

It’s truth.

We’ll rage until you remember that.